The Joy of Farting

July 18, 2001, 3:36 pm

The Joy of FartingWe act as if its truly rareTo just lean back, and expel airAnd then we ostracize the schmuckWho dares to step upon a duckWe roll our eyes in shocked dismayWhenever someones ass may...

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July 18, 2001, 5:27 pm

lol...this is great! I was laughing in hysterics! I loved every line and needed the laugh. Thanks!

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 18, 2001, 6:58 pm

You are a gas Bart!!! I too was almost hysterical with laughter! I'll bear your poem in mind while I'm away! Thanks for a great send off!lol'Love beauty, it is the shadow of God on the...

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 18, 2001, 7:47 pm

i will bear that in mind next time but truthfully. you are right, none are spared this oft looked down upon activity. so why is it such a pariah?~worm @oo^oscribbleMinion of Midnightplease help my...

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 18, 2001, 7:47 pm

LMAO.....this is hilarious....The joy of cocktail partiesAnd who can say when their buttocks parted,a silent cheese breeze did not punch karate?Matt

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 19, 2001, 4:27 am

hahaha Cranuckster :), your poem reminded me of my roommate in college sooooo long ago who first showed me that farts can be ignited wooooshdave

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 19, 2001, 6:12 am

Hilarious, Canuckster!Jared

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 19, 2001, 6:50 am

Hi Canuckster! Very well written and very witty! A true delight to read! Thanks much.Shy

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 19, 2001, 8:59 am

oh my goodness thats crazy @!!

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Re: The Joy of Farting

July 20, 2001, 1:33 am

lmao god i luv this.. i know randy knows i like dthis one CoMe AnD ViSiT ThIs TiGhT NeW BoArD C'mOn U KnOw U WaNt To! =)~ *SmiLe NoW CrY LaTeR*Im A SeXy ByTcH... PrObLeM?

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